Do I Look Like the Information Booth?

You come into my building and see a guard. 
The first question you ask is:
Where's Doctor Who Cares?
or
How do I get to this department?
I do my best to try to help you out and when I can't find the answers, I kindly direct you to the information booth.  You know, the booth with people who are paid SOLELY for providing answers to stupid lost people like yourself.  How do you respond to my kind gestures?
I've been running around this building for 10 minutes looking for blah blah and have asked 5 people and no one has been able to help me! YOU need to tell me where to go!
I do huh?  Heh funny.
I'm a GUARD.  I'm not paid to deal with crap like this and you're even lucky that I showed you where the booth was.  I pointed you in the exact direction where the information could be found and what do you do?  You wander around the building.  Hows about you do exactly what I just told you and go ask the information booth and if they don't know, then TOUGH LUCK.  I don't care if your friend is in labor.  I don't care if you have an appointment.  I don't care if your meter is running out and you don't have any quarters. 
Read My Words:
ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU DIDNT COME PREPARED.
Who goes to a place without
A. Any contact information in case you get lost
B. A room number
C. Money in case you need to pay for parking (we're in the city so its a guarantee)
D. MANNERS

Gain some manners and come see me again.
If not, then F off and have a wonderful day.

P.S. In case you're wondering, a lady did walk up to me and demanded direction with a poor attitude.

You better believe I told her off.