Update on life

Turns out that the rumors about my job security being in jeopardy,
were just that..
rumors..

i hate rumors..

finished up the second week..
13 more weeks to go!

been practicing my jumping..
really trying to learn how to dunk..
never in my life have i been able to,
and its going to be even harder with my ankle now after its been messed up
hopefully i'll be able to do it though

thinking about going to a church fellowship next month..
its been close to a year since i've last been..
i want to go but can't because of work on saturdays..

Job Status

So, apparently there's been some budget cuts at work
I've been here at my current job for a little over 8 months and unfortunately i'm 2nd to the bottom in seniority
what that means is that if they get rid of employees in my department, i'm 2nd in line.
There's a rumor floating around that our department is getting rid of 10 employees.
Please please please just be a rumor. 
I might have to prepare though so if there's anyone out there who knows of any good job openings
please let me know.

One Week

March 20th..the first week is finally over
I just started my schedule (tuesday to saturday) and am really drained
been really busy all week
can't wait for tomorrow
finally able to go back to church!
first time in 8 months
also, tomorrow is the bbq
getting Metro 2033 monday so hoping to beat that sooner then later
playing God of War 3 and have to say so far that the game is pretty epic
probably have a review of either one of those games up next week

1 week down

15 more to go..

Happy 23rd!

Its my birthday today. 
Geez I feel old...oh wells...
as long as I don't LOOK old haha..
on saturday I celebrated with my younger brother (turned 20)
his birthday was last thursday.
He's a health freak so we decided to torture his body by making him eat this!

I'm sure that some of you have seen this monstrosity before, but for those who haven't, let me explain to you what is involved with making this beast:
5 lbs of beef
1 pack of bacon
2 large stuffed crust supreme digiorno pizzas
1 pack of cheese
a whole lotta time in the oven

Me, my brother, our girlfriends, Virgil, Rico, Whitebread and his girl, Diover, Marcus, and Michelley took on this beast...and WON...until we were met by

A tres leche cake...oh man it was delicious..a cake that size divided amongst 11 of us, alongside the death burger, probably would have been more then enough..

then michelley brought up an ice cream cake..

I love my friends...

ugh..i felt pretty sick after everything though haha...

Do I Look Like the Information Booth?

You come into my building and see a guard. 
The first question you ask is:
Where's Doctor Who Cares?
or
How do I get to this department?
I do my best to try to help you out and when I can't find the answers, I kindly direct you to the information booth.  You know, the booth with people who are paid SOLELY for providing answers to stupid lost people like yourself.  How do you respond to my kind gestures?
I've been running around this building for 10 minutes looking for blah blah and have asked 5 people and no one has been able to help me! YOU need to tell me where to go!
I do huh?  Heh funny.
I'm a GUARD.  I'm not paid to deal with crap like this and you're even lucky that I showed you where the booth was.  I pointed you in the exact direction where the information could be found and what do you do?  You wander around the building.  Hows about you do exactly what I just told you and go ask the information booth and if they don't know, then TOUGH LUCK.  I don't care if your friend is in labor.  I don't care if you have an appointment.  I don't care if your meter is running out and you don't have any quarters. 
Read My Words:
ITS NOT MY FAULT YOU DIDNT COME PREPARED.
Who goes to a place without
A. Any contact information in case you get lost
B. A room number
C. Money in case you need to pay for parking (we're in the city so its a guarantee)
D. MANNERS

Gain some manners and come see me again.
If not, then F off and have a wonderful day.

P.S. In case you're wondering, a lady did walk up to me and demanded direction with a poor attitude.

You better believe I told her off.